• Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Scumdogs Of The Universe

    Yo everyone. Since we won’t be having any front page updates for a while because we’ll be farming ourselves into a coma while we wait for the new expansion to drop, we wanted to make sure you had a little something to satisfy your hunger for all things Triality. So, here is our newest movie of Ashengate, Reliquary of the Scale along with the previously released Frostcrypt, Throne of the Shade King movie. Hope you enjoy! Triality vs. Ashengate, Reliquary of the Scale54 MB .wmv formatSoundtrack:Ready To Die by Andrew WK Triality vs. Frostcrypt, Throne of …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Snapping Necks & Cashing Checks

    Yo everyone. I don’t even know where to start. There is so much to talk about and my fingers are already tired of typing. But I’m going to muscle up and push beyond the crippling strain on my digits. This update has love, it has hate and it probably has herpes. So keep your Valtrex© handy because I’m going to climb onto the top rope and Superfly Jimmy Snuka this update right into your solar plexus. Actually, let’s first take a time-out to talk about recruiting! That’s always fun. Right now, Triality is looking to add these classes our …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    King Kong Your Monkey Ass Like Gorilla Monsoon

    Yo everyone. This front page update is so sweet that it’s going to put you into an irreversible diabetic coma. So check your pancreas as the door, we’re jumping right into it tonight. Before I dump a confectionery fist of front page updating straight into your blood sugar levels, let’s talk about recruitment. We’re currently recruiting for all classes except Shadowknights. Updated Nov 26, 2006 If you are an orphan and fit one or more of those classes listed above, then you should read our requirements on the Application forum. If you still want to be adopted into a …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Ham On The Bone

    Yo everyone. We’re going to be getting right into the hot sauce today because this front page update is huge. It’s like 50 pounds of awesome shit crammed into an even more awesome 10 pound bag; just over-stuffed with awesome shit. But! Before we get rolling here, lets talk about recruitment. At this time we are looking for the following plebeians to wash our feet and feed us grapes: Enchanter: 1Paladin: 1Shadowknight: 1Warrior: 1 Updated Nov 8, 2006 Now, if you feel like you want to apply and come personally drop grapes (peeled and seeded) …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Bring Forth The Biledriver!

    Yo everyone. It’s that time of the month again; time for a gnarly front page update. Only this update is extra-tubular because it comes after the release of the latest expansion, The Serpent’s Spine. So far TSS is pretty dope. No crazy alien bad guys or mysterious never before seen lore. We takin’ it back to the roots in this one, boy. Orcs, gnolls, kobolds, and even bixies are all up in this bad Larry. But with the good must come the bad. TSS is unlike any other expansion yet and as a public servant I feel it’s my …