• Aradune Era (2022- )

    Degenerates But Even Ellen Loves Our Shit

    GLizzyCAm2

    Yo everyone, we back once a mf-in gain! I bet yall thought you weren’t gonna hear from me until 2023, Whoever took the under is a winner today and the only loser is humanity. Before we get too far into the latest insight into the wild world of degeneracy lets get the recruiting plug out the way.

    Recruitment:

    Currently on Aradune we are looking for
    Bard
    Berserker

    Monk
    Necro
    Reminder: We always on the lookout for team players who wanna be apart of the squad; if you want
  • Aradune Era (2022- )

    Every Superhero Needs His Theme Music

    Yo everyone, I don’t even know where to start and that’s part of the problem. We let this bitch go so long we got 2 years worth of CTRL + Fing to Norrathian plowtown to talk about, this update has it all. Comradery, Fuckery, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Chili Davis, the return of the hall of shame ft. DJ BurnYourHouseDownWithHotdogs and the most infamous Triality Dickriders of the past 20 years.

     Before we get cooking: Recruitment
    Classes we have a particular need for at this time on THE DUNE;
    We are currently in Prophecy of Ro

    Looking For:
    Berserker
    Monk
    Rogue

  • Aradune Era (2022- )

    Update: Aradune – Coming Soon

    UPDATE: ARADUNE – COMING SOON

    It’s been almost two years since Triality started raiding on Aradune and an “Epic Retelling” is underway. Unfortunately there is no way we can turn back time and do a complete cataloging and curation of our epic, hilarity latent, degeneracy but the perfectionist in me is in the process of doing the closest thing to.

    This will be a full Triality-style guild website update. I had to stop working on it to prep the next TLP Expansion: Depths of Darkhollow. Our first content update which is the retelling of Triality-Aradune 2 years  is scheduled for

  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Fix Your Face

    Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into happiness oblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year.

    You’ve probably noticed that …

  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Oi To The World

    Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into happiness oblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year.

    You’ve probably noticed that …

  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Back Up In Your Ass With The Resurrection

    Yo everyone. Ohhhh shit, it’s a Christmas miracle – a real front page update is actually going to happen. And now you know those shifty Mayans have it right: apocalypse incoming. For now, let me say congrats to all the cocks and box of Triality for bringing the #1 spot on Drinal back home where it belongs.

    Check back here in a day or 2 for the real deal Holyfield update.

    Also…


    Originally posted by qxx • Dec 19, 2012 21:46  
  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    We Are The Storm

    You gained raid experience!
    The Triunity has been slain by Pawel!
    GUILD MOTD: Quarken - A gigantic, throbbing, pulsating congratulations to you nigs for putting this expansion in the ground. We're officially on Farm now meaning Saturdays off for a while. We're going to take a few days to make sure our loved ones still know who we are. Be back Tuesday 4/17 ready to smash and grab as much loot as we can carry out this bitch.

    Once again I want to thank and congratulate everyone in Triality for this very well earned expansion finish. Can’t stop, won’t stop……

  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Jiggle the Handle

    Yo everyone. I guess I can take ‘Wait 1 full year before doing a front page update’ out of my bucket list. I want to thank EverQuest for making this possible. Had you been putting out any new content or making anything worth talking about, I may not have been able to accomplish this remarkable feat and personal milestone.

    Truth be told, it seems a little lackluster to be writing an update about an expansion we beat 11 months ago. But we’re on the eve of being paroled from the House of Thule and before we move on to the …

  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    G’d Up From The Feet Up

    Recruitment Info
    Bard
    Druid
    Necromancer
    Shaman
    Wizard

    Updated Apr 5, 2011

    Yo everyone. This may be [is definitely] the most slack front page update in our guild’s history. And if you’ve followed our stained career of timely front page updates, that says a lot. Though, try to find it in your hearts to cut us some slack for our slack because we’ve been like stupid busy burning down the House of Thule. I promise we’ll have a 2 legit 2 quit front page update in the very near future, until then we’ll just say: Everything up to …

  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Don’t Open ‘Til Doomsday

    Recruitment Info
    Cleric
    Necromancer
    Wizard

    Updated Nov 12, 2010

    Yo everyone! As we all know, today officially kicks off House of Thule. To celebrate this momentous occasion, on a day of endless delays and patches, we bring you an action packed look at our journeys through the Underfoot in the form of a stylish and slimming .wmv movie.

    This year’s musical selection bids farewell to our once loyal companion, Andrew W.K. However, it bids a farewelcome to the progenitors of horror-punk; the venerable and legendary Misfits. And to help usher in this changing of the musical …