• Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Fix Your Face

    Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into happiness oblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year. You’ve probably noticed that …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Oi To The World

    Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into happiness oblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year. You’ve probably noticed that …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Back Up In Your Ass With The Resurrection

    Yo everyone. Ohhhh shit, it’s a Christmas miracle – a real front page update is actually going to happen. And now you know those shifty Mayans have it right: apocalypse incoming. For now, let me say congrats to all the cocks and box of Triality for bringing the #1 spot on Drinal back home where it belongs. Check back here in a day or 2 for the real deal Holyfield update.Also… Originally posted by qxx • Dec 19, 2012 21:46  …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Veil of Alaris: Completed.

    You gained raid experience! The Triunity has been slain by Pawel! GUILD MOTD: Quarken - A gigantic, throbbing, pulsating congratulations to you nigs for putting this expansion in the ground. We're officially on Farm now meaning Saturdays off for a while. We're going to take a few days to make sure our loved ones still know who we are. Be back Tuesday 4/17 ready to smash and grab as much loot as we can carry out this bitch. Originally posted by qxx • Apr 13, 2012 23:59   …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Jiggle the Handle

    Yo everyone. I guess I can take ‘Wait 1 full year before doing a front page update’ out of my bucket list. I want to thank EverQuest for making this possible. Had you been putting out any new content or making anything worth talking about, I may not have been able to accomplish this remarkable feat and personal milestone. Truth be told, it seems a little lackluster to be writing an update about an expansion we beat 11 months ago. But we’re on the eve of being paroled from the House of Thule and before we move on to the …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    G’d Up From The Feet Up

    Recruitment InfoBardDruidNecromancerShamanWizard Updated Apr 5, 2011 Yo everyone. This may be [is definitely] the most slack front page update in our guild’s history. And if you’ve followed our stained career of timely front page updates, that says a lot. Though, try to find it in your hearts to cut us some slack for our slack because we’ve been like stupid busy burning down the House of Thule. I promise we’ll have a 2 legit 2 quit front page update in the very near future, until then we’ll just say: Everything up to …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Don’t Open ‘Til Doomsday

    Recruitment InfoClericNecromancerWizard Updated Nov 12, 2010 Yo everyone! As we all know, today officially kicks off House of Thule. To celebrate this momentous occasion, on a day of endless delays and patches, we bring you an action packed look at our journeys through the Underfoot in the form of a stylish and slimming .wmv movie.This year’s musical selection bids farewell to our once loyal companion, Andrew W.K. However, it bids a farewelcome to the progenitors of horror-punk; the venerable and legendary Misfits. And to help usher in this changing of the musical …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    None But The Brave

    Yo everyone. The natives are getting restless. I was content getting back to the slack after we defeated The Underfoot. BUT I GUESS we need at least one legit front page update outlining our epic adventures and battles in the Land Beneath the Feet, so I’m back on the clock like Marty and Doc. This update is going to be so sweet you’ll have pancreatic cancer and diabetes by the time you finish reading it. But before we get to the pleasure, let’s handle some bidness, sons. Recruitment. Booooosh. Recruitment InfoBardNecromancer Updated Aug 31, …