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Degenerates But Even Ellen Loves Our Shit
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Yo everyone, we back once a mf-in gain! I bet yall thought you weren’t gonna hear from me until 2023, Whoever took the under is a winner today and the only loser is humanity. Before we get too far into the latest insight into the wild world of degeneracy lets get the recruiting plug out the way.
Recruitment:
Currently on Aradune we are looking for
Bard
Berserker
Monk
Necro
Reminder: We always on the lookout for team players who wanna be apart of the squad; if you want -
Every Superhero Needs His Theme Music
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Yo everyone, I don’t even know where to start and that’s part of the problem. We let this bitch go so long we got 2 years worth of CTRL + Fing to Norrathian plowtown to talk about, this update has it all. Comradery, Fuckery, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Chili Davis, the return of the hall of shame ft. DJ BurnYourHouseDownWithHotdogs and the most infamous Triality Dickriders of the past 20 years.
Before we get cooking: Recruitment
Classes we have a particular need for at this time on THE DUNE;
We are currently in Prophecy of RoLooking For:
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Update: Aradune – Coming Soon
…UPDATE: ARADUNE – COMING SOON
It’s been almost two years since Triality started raiding on Aradune and an “Epic Retelling” is underway. Unfortunately there is no way we can turn back time and do a complete cataloging and curation of our epic, hilarity latent, degeneracy but the perfectionist in me is in the process of doing the closest thing to.
This will be a full Triality-style guild website update. I had to stop working on it to prep the next TLP Expansion: Depths of Darkhollow. Our first content update which is the retelling of Triality-Aradune 2 years is scheduled for
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Farewell, Mona Lisa
Yo everyone. I’ve been trying to think about what to put up here for a few days and, either because I don’t want to think of it or just can’t, I’m not sure what to say. So I figure, just treat it like a band aid and tear some shit off. Thinking has never been one of my favorite things to do and there is no reason to start now.
As of tonight, we’ve turned the page and finished another chapter in EverQuest history: Triality has decided to shut the doors that it has had open since October 2002 and …
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Fix Your Face
Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into
happinessoblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year.
You’ve probably noticed that …
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Gilthanos
Today is a tough one. Our longtime friend Gilthanos was struck and killed in a traffic accident yesterday, March 27th. He was only 35 years old.
I’m not usually one to be at a loss for words but I really don’t know what to say. Gil was one of the few people I’ve met in EverQuest that I would consider a real friend, and many others did as well. He was just a charming, giving, helpful, genuine, down to earth guy that you wanted to be friends with. One of those comfortable, familiar dudes that you felt like you’ve known … -
Oi To The World
Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into
happinessoblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year.You’ve probably noticed that …
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Back Up In Your Ass With The Resurrection
Yo everyone. Ohhhh shit, it’s a Christmas miracle – a real front page update is actually going to happen. And now you know those shifty Mayans have it right: apocalypse incoming. For now, let me say congrats to all the cocks and box of Triality for bringing the #1 spot on Drinal back home where it belongs.
Check back here in a day or 2 for the real deal Holyfield update.
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Originally posted by qxx • Dec 19, 2012 21:46
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We Are The Storm
You gained raid experience! The Triunity has been slain by Pawel! GUILD MOTD: Quarken - A gigantic, throbbing, pulsating congratulations to you nigs for putting this expansion in the ground. We're officially on Farm now meaning Saturdays off for a while. We're going to take a few days to make sure our loved ones still know who we are. Be back Tuesday 4/17 ready to smash and grab as much loot as we can carry out this bitch.
Once again I want to thank and congratulate everyone in Triality for this very well earned expansion finish. Can’t stop, won’t stop……
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SOPA and PIPA are OP
Yo everyone. They are going to nerf the fuck out of the internet.
Copyrighted reference unavailable.Originally posted by qxx • Mar 28, 2013 19:13
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