• Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    As Pure As The Arctic Snow

    June 21, 2010 /

    Yo everyone. We’re working on a very intense, very amazing, prrrrobably long overdue front page update. You’re probably asking yourself, “What makes it so intense and what’s taking so long to do it?”. And I’m probably asking myself, “Why aren’t I at AssParade.com right now?”. My friend, these questions are better left unasked and they are certainly better left unanswered because that would require me to think, type and not be at AssParade.com right now. So what’s this all about then? It’s about tonight.

    Tonight! Tonight is a special night. A very special night indeed. Tonight, we the denizens of the Maelin Starpyre server (more importantly the sexual dynamos of Triality) will be forcibly inserted into the digital cavity that is know as the Drinal server. This gives the lonely, unwilling and confused citizens of the Drinal server the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to test their skills, agility, their skagility, within the ranks of EverQuest’s Unoriginal Bad Boys: Triality. Basically what I’m prattling on about in order to make this update more than one sentence is, if you are one of the following classes…

    Bards
    Clerics
    Shamans
    Solid DPSers (Rogues & Berserkers)

    Updated Jul 28, 2010

    If interested, please seek one of our eligible officers (Sepha, Hylea or Gilthanos) in-game and we’ll be sure to woo you into our strong but safe embrace.

    In a serious tone, if I may: We’re looking for dedicated players that want to push to the end of Underfoot with us as quickly, efficiently and as enjoyably as humanly possible. At this point in time, we’ve killed everything that’s killable (though you wouldn’t know since we haven’t had a front page update since ‘Nam) and we need a few clutch players to join us in our campaign of pain.

    Destined for godhood to many’s dismay.
    Just lords and masters of all we survey.
    Originally posted by qxx • Jun 21, 2010 21:32   
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  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Apply To The Bad Guy

    April 29, 2010 /

    Yo everyone. You can skip down below to read the really juicy stuff but, since we’re all gathered here, I want to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Triality is recruiting Bards, Clerics, Enchanters, Shaman and melee DPS classes. If you’re one of those classes, you’ll want to get in touch with an officer in regards to applying. Our calls are currently being forwarded to our nearest alternative character(s), so you may want to just PM one of us here, here, here, here, here, here or here.

    As an extra incentive for potential applicants: If you join today, you will get 1 weeks paid vacation right off the bat! I don’t think you’ll find many other guild’s offering the same perk. We’ll be returning to the office on May 4th

    Breaking News • April 30, 2010

    Free at last, free at last!

    Apr 27 – May 4 Apr 30

    Never forget.

    Destined for godhood to many’s dismay.
    Just lords and masters of all we survey.
    Originally posted by qxx • Apr 29, 2010 09:51
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  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Someone left the door open!

    July 11, 2008 /

    Recruitment Info
    Enchanter: 1

    (Note: If you suck at life, please go here)


    A short news post, but first the important bits: It’s the summer, so if you think you’ve got what it takes to be in Triality, contact Hylea, Kayanau or Gilthanos, and if you might actually be here December 1, we’ll probably talk to you!

    I do need to report some sad news. This post should have been Quarken’s Crystallos video, but, in a ball of great fire, Quarken’s hard drive has gone to that big dustbin in the sky. Let us have a moment of silence for the Hard Drive of Awesomeness. Okay, done with that. More footage, along with a new & improved hard drive, should produce a new video, hopefully in the near future. I’m sure Quarken will be glad to be done with it.

    Originally posted by Mendix • Jul 11, 2008 23:17   
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  • Quarken Era (2004-2013)

    Tear It Up All Night

    July 30, 2007 /

    Yo everyone. As you can see by the subtle banner above, we are recruiting Clerics. And, even though we play on a server that’s more unstable than Michael J. Fox on a unicycle, crashing nightly like a DC-10, we still manage to trump and dump on everyone else out there. So if you wanna be ridin’ dirtay, check out our application requirements and send a tell to Dalnoth or Orruar in-game before you apply.

    quarken.x
    Originally posted by qxx • Jul 31, 2007 20:00
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