Originally posted by Quarken Feb 25, 2009 21:43
Yo everyone. So this update is a little delayed. Truth be told, as soon as we defeated Lord Brekt, Rider of Discord, I logged off and immediately started writing the update in a punctual fashion, like I typically do. But, I couldn’t stop giving the finger to the screenshot of event 6 long enough to type more than a few words. I think you’ll understand.
So tonight, we’re going to talk about that shit sandwich we’ve all been forced to eat, Seeds of Destruction. Truth be told, the expansion itself wasn’t all that awful. There was a nice variety of zones, a lush vibrant storyline to follow and more quests than you could shake a dick at.
Unfortunately, the raid content was so easy even a caveman could do it and by do it I mean design it and by design it I mean design it better than the current designers and by better I mean if they threw a fistful of shit on top of a pile of shit which was currently located on Shit Mountain of Shitsville, Poopsylvania…I think you get where I’m taking this. I guess I shouldn’t get too upset. This isn’t the first time I’ve paid $40 to get fucked by something sad and broken. At least the expansion didn’t hide in the corner and cry while we were beating it.
So here’s the big moneyshot. Lord Brekt, a mediocre boss for a mediocre expansion. Enjoy the mediocre update of this event. I’m just trying to keep it real. Anyway, we felled this great beast on 12/23/08. Hats off to Crimson Tempest for defeating him the same day. I know that’s the part you’ve just been just dying to see. But I’m not ashamed to mention it here. As I see it, both guilds were being fucked in the ass by this expansion at the same time and Crimson Tempest just enjoyed it enough to blow their load first. BOOSH.
Fuck this event. What the fuck is it with event sixes in this game? Stop making seven event end-zones because you motherfuckers just can. not. get. an. event. six. right. Jesus Christ already.
For real though, all jokes off, congrats to my fellow guildees here in Triality for making it happen again. The dedication and determination seen in this guild never ceases to amaze. Well done, well done.
So that’s it for now. We’ll be farming out asses of for the next eight months. But be sure to check back before then. I know we’ll be having a collection of Seeds of Destruction videos popping up here between now and then. A few people here are putting some together. So ya, come back and enjoy those.
Before we close it out here, I wanted to hit on a personal milestone. This will be my 50th update on the site here. I want to thank everyone in Triality for letting me represent them here, for better or worse! Since most of the titles of these updates come directly from song lyrics I am usually listening to while writing, I thought it might be fun to put together a little mixed montage of the update titles into an .mp3 It’s 45+ songs cut up into about 6 and a half minutes of pure adrenaline. Chronologically arranged and delightfully deranged, you’ll have no dry pants left in your house after you listen to it.
Hasta la pasta.