Legacy Updates

Quarken The Red-Meat Sandwich

Originally posted by Quarken Feb 06, 2005 8:05

Yo everyone. If you would all do me a small favor and pretend you’re reading this like 4 days ago, that would really help, because I slacked hard enough that Nuntius disobeyed his monastery, broke his vow of silence and actually said something, it was to the effect of, “Update the site or I will shit in your coffee”. Since I prefer my coffee with a little cream, 1 sugar sans human excrement, here I am, and here you are, so let us begin with a story…

irst, we’re still looking for some Clerics and Druids to join up. So, if you’re interested, send Orruar a tell in game before your apply. Check our requirements in the Application section of our forums. Also, if your application is going to look like an excerpt from a 16 year old girl’s geocities website, please don’t bother! Now, back to the update!

Since it is 7:30am, I haven’t slept and I’m fresh out of Cowboy Killers, we’re going to skip straight to the end…

Slack Level:

…and tell you we absolutely molested Tunat Muram Cuu Vuaux. We beat him so bad that I almost felt good about killing an event that should have been doable 8 months ago.

Here is his loot minus the 2 rhi-dic-ulous augments we got. I won’t even grace them with the fame and fortune that is sure to come with an appearence on our website. Those augments have to be an oversight because even a chest clapping downy wouldn’t put MNK & BST on 1 hand slashing augment and not put MNK & BST on the 1 hand blunt augment intentionally…

We’ve also been rampaging around in Anguish and grabbing up epic 2.0s like they were Crosscolors in 1988, you’re wore them, don’t deny that shit. I mean, I didn’t wear them…but you did.

The Funny

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