Originally posted by Quarken Apr 06, 2008 18:28
Yo everyone. The long overdue update of our smashing and grabbing in Crystallos, Lair of the Awakened has finally arrived. Kind of. I’m not going to recap every little encounter in the place. Actually, I’m not going to recap any encounters! Most of it is old news by now and if I did that, one of us is going to be bored to death by the end. And as much as you’d want it to be me; it’d probably be you. So, I take mercy upon yee. Why don’t we kick this bitch off the hinges with some recruitment information.
Moving right along, I have to say this update is a bit lack luster for me to be doing. Truth be told, I logged on 10 or 35 minutes late for raids the night we killed Kerafyrm the Awakened. I took the tardiness to bake up a couple of DiGiorno’s and ate the hell out of them. Shortly thereafter I got hit with the -itis and slept through the entire historical victory.
So, I don’t want to speculate on the event, you know? I don’t want to take time to write a lot of nonsense about something I haven’t seen yet, right? It would be retarded to come here and act like I’m informed on the ins-and-outs of the event when I hadn’t personally witnessed it. I couldn’t accurately or intelligently speak about the encounter’s difficulty. Am I rite?? M I RITE??
This presents a unique opportunity for us. I could do all those things I listed above. Maybe it would be some sort of therapeutic exercise to speak with unfiltered ignorance. Maybe that would get me in touch with the people littering EQLive doing exactly that. Or maybe, we can do something fun for everyone. I was thinking an interactive update would be lovely since I’m lazy and you’re bored. So, let’s do this thing together. Look below and you can write the rest of the update in your own special way! My 6th grade English skills were really put to the test here. I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t Google the shit out of parts of speech. Grammar Nazis: raise your red pens. Let’s Mad Libs.
That was so fulfilling. You’re going to have a blast with that. We should do the rest of the updates like this. I’m sure you’ll agree! Ok, serious time now. I want to congratulate all my brothers and sisters of Triality for getting this shit done proper and grabbing another serverwide first. Other than that, we’re putting together a Crystallos movie, I’d guess it’s a month or so down the road and we’ll be here farming our asses off until the World Series. Here’s to swimmin’ with bow legged women. Cheers. I’m going to go get drunk