Legacy Updates

quarken.xired-Let Slip The Dogs Of War-

Originally posted by Quarken on Tue Feb 27, 2007 17:04   

Yo everyone. I know it’s been a while since we had an update. I hope you enjoyed our movies that were marinating at the top here for a few months. But now that The Buried Sea is out, our updates are back like scoliosis.

But before we slake your gluttonous appetites with new and exciting mobs & loot, we must feast upon the appetizer buffet that is recruitment. Usually, we’d keep the desired classes listed here. But it is a new era and we will now keep them over here. That little corner of heaven is updated regularly by Mr. Dalnoth. The same rules apply:

-Read our requirements
-Contact Orruar or Dalnoth before you apply
-Have a narcotics-free urine sample ready for rigorous testing

Alright, so the new hot spot on the Sunset Strip this year is Solteris, the Throne of Ro. What seems to be the issue here is our Goth pre-teen Mayong Mistmoore is running out of coffee shops to hang out at and he’s muscled his way into Sol Ro’s haven of sunlight. Expect to see many bats, vampires, angsty bitches with eyeliner and the foul stench of cloves in this expansion.

Now as always, before the raiding, there is flagging. I’m going to give the gentiles a little taste of what it’s like to be in Triality.

When it comes to raiding, Triality is a well oiled machine of vengeance and fury. We leave nothing standing in our wake as we ride the tide of destruction further and further into Norrath. But, when it comes to single group content; we lose. It’s a totally different element and we just flat out fail. It’s like taking David Ortiz and making him play a game of mini-golf against Tiger Woods. By the third day of this shit, it was like the season finale of Survivor. The gloves were off, niggas was getting voted off the island, it was a mad house. To relieve some of the pressures of that intimate 6 person grouping that we suck so badly at, we took it to MS Paint. So here’s a little glimpse of what it’s like to grind it out along side of Triality.

So finally, we manged to get ourselves flagged and we headed into Solteris, the Throne of Ro. Right out the gate, this zone had some bad news for us. Those dreadful Alanis Morisette looking putas, Althea, Brenda and Christine, were back for the straight to video sequel of their Dreadspire shenanigans. They died, we cried…that it’s only a 4 day lockout.

Diary of Jealous Loathing
Haraibou of Screaming Souls

After we pimp slapped those bitches back 3 expansions we went after Aprosis the Fourth Confidant. This guy had more adds than the Superbowl. But what-evs dude, what-evs, it’s cool.

Gorget of Corruption
Staff of the Invaders

So far the expansion is pretty decent. We actually had the benefit of beta testing a couple of the raids. We all seemed to have a good time and I want to take a quick moment to thank Nodyin for making a easily loathsome experience into a really great one. I think I can speak for all of Triality when I say, you are totally hot and we want to tongue kiss you. Alot.

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