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    qxx-Jiggle the Handle

    Originally posted by Quarken Nov 14, 2011 17:06 Yo everyone. I guess I can take ‘Wait 1 full year before doing a website update’ out of my bucket list. I want to thank EverQuest for making this possible. Had you been putting out any new content or making anything worth talking about, I may not have been able to accomplish this remarkable feat. x2 Truth be told, it seems a little lackluster to be writing an update about an expansion we beat 11 months ago. But we’re on the eve of being paroled from the House of Thule and before …

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    quarken.xired-None But The Brave

    Originally posted by Quarken Aug 14, 2010 02:23    Yo everyone. The natives are getting restless. I was content getting back to the slack after we defeated The Underfoot. I GUESS we need at least one legit website update outlining our epic adventures and battles in the Land Beneath the Feet. So I’m back on the clock like Marty and the Doc. This update is going to be so sweet you’ll have pancreatic cancer and diabetes by the time you finish reading it. But before we get to the pleasure, let’s handle some bidness, sons. Recruitment. Boosh. BardsEnchanterShaman(Recruitment …

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    quarken.xired-As Pure As The Arctic Snow

    Originally posted by Quarken Jun 21, 2010 21:32    Yo everyone. We’re working on a very intense, very amazing, probably long overdue website update. You’re probably asking yourself, “What makes it so intense and what’s taking so long to do it?”. And I’m probably asking myself, “Why aren’t I at AssParade.com right now?”. My friend, these questions are better left unasked and they are certainly better left unanswered because that would require me to think, type and not be at AssParade.com right now.Tonight! Tonight is a special night. A very special night indeed. Tonight, we the denizens of Maelin Starpyre …

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    quarken.xired-Apply To The Bad Guy

    Originally posted by Quarken Apr 29, 2010 09:51 Yo everyone. You can skip down below to read the really juicy stuff but, since we’re all gathered here, I want to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Triality is recruiting Bards, Clerics, Enchanters, Shaman and melee DPS classes. If you’re one of those classes, you’ll want to get in touch with an officer in regards to applying. Our calls are currently being forwarded to our nearest alternative character, so you may want to just PM one of us here, here, here, here, here, here or here.As an incentive for …

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    Dalnoth-Man’s Best Friend

    Originally posted by Dalnoth Apr 28, 2010 02:06    Greetings avid viewers! I’d like to welcome you to the latest edition of As Trialityguild.com Turns. I’d say As Triality Turns but as fate would have it, I’m not welcome in Everquest for 7 days. My name is Dalnoth, you might not remember me, but that doesn’t matter. Recently I started playing Everquest and helping run the guild after about a two year hiatus. But that’s jibber jabber and what I’m here to talk about is a lot more serious. So get your serious-business face ready, put your Anti-Triality hats on and …

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    quarken.xired-Release the Flies-

    Originally posted by Quarken Feb 07, 2010 03:02    (x7) Yo everyone. We haven’t had a true update in like 10 months or something, since those boner-destroying Living Legacy events. A lot has changed since then. After farming Seeds of Destruction for an entire year, our roster was about as stable as a highrise in Haiti. So, we’ve been on a recruiting frenzy and found a good handful of folks that were willing to put the can’t in applicant. We’re still recruiting though. Let’s talk about that real quick: Classes updated: 04.06.10Bard: 1Berserker: 2Cleric: 2Enchanter: 1Rogue: …

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    quarken.xired-Hail The Crimson Blur

    Originally posted by Quarken Dec 11, 2008 01:54    Yo everyone. It’s a Christmas miracle, we’re finally going to post an update. Under normal circumstances, I would have grinched this off as long as possible. But the spirit of Christmas has it’s cold, evil hands around my sugar plums. So go sit under your digital chimneys and prepare for the biggest Christmas gift of them all, Seeds of Destruction. For the occasion, I thought a time honored Christmas poem would help put us in the spirit of the season. Twas the night before Korafax and all through the zoneNot a …

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    quarken.xired-Crack In The Egg

    Originally posted by Quarken Apr 16, 2008 00:09    Yo everyone. Not much of an update here, we just want to get it on record: Kerafyrm the Awakened is dead…again. I guess that makes us the #1 and #2 guild in all of EverQuest? Sounds good to me. We anxiously await Kerafyrm the Awakened Special THX Widescreen Re-Release Edition, so we can dump all over that too. Somewhere in that opacity disaster lies a dead dragon. …

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    quarken.xired-Burial For The Living-

    Originally posted by Quarken Apr 06, 2008 18:28    Yo everyone. The long overdue update of our smashing and grabbing in Crystallos, Lair of the Awakened has finally arrived. Kind of. I’m not going to recap every little encounter in the place. Actually, I’m not going to recap any encounters! Most of it is old news by now and if I did that, one of us is going to be bored to death by the end. And as much as you’d want it to be me; it’d probably be you. So, I take mercy upon yee. Why don’t we kick this …