Legacy Updates

Triality content updates from 2002-2013 Quarken began writing content updates as of Inktuta, 06/07/2004. I advise caution when reading prior updates, error 404: fun and entertainment not found in non Quarken/Dalnoth content, but for archive purposes they are there.

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    quarken.xired-Bad Guys Wear Black

    Originally posted by Quarken on Mar 19, 2007 23:01 Yo everyone. We took some time away from finding new and inventive ways of beating daily-modified Solteris raids to put together another video. This is just a ‘lil 44 second video with a taste of Solteris, Throne of Ro but mainly a tribute to all the folks here in Triality that make things die. TrialitySoundtrack: The Underground In America by Pantera12 MB .wmv format…

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    quarken.xired-Crush Our Battle Opponent’s Balls

    Originally posted by Quarken on April 03, 2007 18:23 Yo everyone. This update may or may not be a few days past due. But it’s OK, friends. Because we are here to announce something mega.We are officially the first guild to beat everyone else in Solteris, the Throne of Ro.As our previous update noted, we had beaten the first TWO events in Solteris. And as you will read further, we have beaten the next THREE amazing encounters, bringing up to a grand total of FIVE. At this point, you’re probably thinking:“There are SEVEN events, dickhead. How can …

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    quarken.xired-Ghostride The Whip-

    Originally posted by Quarken on May 09, 2007 23:49 Yo everyone. Commodus, Solar Construct is down. And in under 6 months, imagine that. Expect a real update with loot, screenshots and colorful commentary after we each finish taking turns ghostriding Commodus’ face into the gravel… Click 4 Love…

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    quarken.xired-The Blood Is Black And Hot

    Originally posted by Quarken on May 10, 2007 20:52 Yo everyone. I think we’ll start this update off with a little Show & Tell. There is nothing like an group activity to help us get to know each other a little bit better. Thanks Zajeer! So, what is that? Aside from an awe inspiring quote from one of the greatest assassins to ever live; that Post-It indicates the amount of times we had Commodus, Solar Construct and his roving band of twinks smash our crotch-kiwis into oblivion.There are 54 marks on that piece of parchment. To put it into …

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    quarken.xired-We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot

    Originally posted by Quarken on Sun Jun 10, 2007 15:56    Yo everyone. If my clock is right, it’s update:30 on this sunny Hangover Sunday. So, down some Alka-Seltzer and keep your Bud mud ass off the toilet for 10 seconds, it’s go time. Last time you came by here, we were taking turns riding Commodus like a mechanical bull through Solteris, Throne of Ro. Hang on, the Power Rangers theme just queued up in Winamp, 1 sec. Alright I’m back. So anyway, we had just finished event 6 and we were salivating for the chance at an omnipotent 3-way with …

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    quarken.xired-We Are 138

    Originally posted by Quarken Jul 18, 2007 00:14    Yo everyone. Just a brief update right now. Updates will be sparse until we get a new expansion to pounce all over. On the plus side, we’ve gotten corporate sponsorship from John Deere due to the amount of farming we’ll be doing in Solteris, Throne of Ro.But for right now, we bring to you a gift. A new movie has been constructed reflecting our aforementioned activities in Solteris.The movie’s soundtrack is helped along by two bands this time: The original scumdogs GWAR & the merry-time mastermind Andrew WK. We hope …

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    quarken.xired-Tear It Up All Night

    Originally posted by Quarken Jul 31, 2007 20:00 x2 Yo everyone. As you can see by the subtle and professional banner above, we are recruiting clerics. And, even though we play on a server that’s more unstable than Michael J. Fox on a unicycle, we still manage to trump everyone else out there. So if you wanna be ridin’ dirtay, check out our application requirements or send a tell to Dalnoth or Orruar in game before you apply.…

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    quarken.xired-The Sexiest Sexests

    Originally posted by Quarken Aug 21, 2007 12:50 Yo everyone. While we take the off-season to prep ourselves for new fun and excitement that surely awaits us in Secrets of Faydwer, we still manage to find ways to prove that Triality has the biggest balls in the playground. Just when you thought we were the sexiest, hardest, most cunning adventurers you’d ever lay your worthless eyes on, we go and reinforce our position as The Don Megas of EverQuest. With a little help of course… Click the image above for the movie. …

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    quarken.xired-5 Years Long. 5 Years Strong.

    Originally posted by Quarken Oct 29, 2007 14:17 Yo everyone! It is a time of celebration and inebriation due to the domination of Triality. Which currently has no form ending in -ation, no matter how hard I tried. Just this past month we saw our 5th year as a guild go by. And in true Triality form, here is the late website update. In all seriousness though, five years is a long time for a guild to stay rolling and keep ahead of the game. That pretty much goes unsaid. Five years is a long time to do anything. I …