Legacy Updates

Triality content updates from 2002-2013 Quarken began writing content updates as of Inktuta, 06/07/2004. I advise caution when reading prior updates, error 404: fun and entertainment not found in non Quarken/Dalnoth content, but for archive purposes they are there.

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    quarken.xired-Ya Get Skeeted On

    Originally posted by Quarken on Feb 21, 2006 04:12 Yo everyone. Don’t adjust your television set. This is an actual timely update. I think it’s been about a month since the last update, which is some sort of land speed record for me. Grap threatened to do something that involved his teeth and my testicles if I didn’t crank this bad Larry out by tonight. So in a valiant effort of testicular preservation, you got something to read and I can safely fondle myself to 1980’s aerobic tapes…still. Well, by now you know the drill. Before we get to the …

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    quarken.xired-This Deli Tray Is Unacceptable

    Originally posted by Quarken on Mar 07, 2006 05:38 Yo everyone. Before we git goin let’s talk about recruiting some more. Look on our forums under the Applications section for our requirements. If you feel you meet those and wanna floss and fly with us, then you should go ahead and send Orruar a tell in game. After that, he’ll give you the top secret handshake and you’ll be on your way to a being the next American Idol. Currently, this is what we’re seeking:Bard: 1Berserker: 1Cleric: 2That list there changes when we fill or empty …

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    Dalnoth-People try to be the King, But the Ace is back.

    Originally posted by Dalnoth on Thu Apr 27, 2006 15:45    Yo Everybody, I know what your thinking, “Dalnoth you are not Quarken Xired. What the hell are you doing?!” So to clear up some confusion, here is what is going down. Quarken has not been heard from in 4 weeks, when he was suppose to update the website. While we are pretty sure Nuntius took it up a notch from threatning to use his coffee mug as a toilet to mugging him in his sleep and tossing the body off the cost of Boston, we can’t be certain. Actually, thats …

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    Dalnoth-Suddenly… I feel so invincible!

    Originally posted by Dalnoth on Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:47    Greetings cholos and cholettes, I know this update is about a week late but there were mystical forces preventing me from writing this I assure you. It was not pure, unadulterated slackdom which im sure you all are assuming. This update is action packed, with a lot going on around the world as well as Norrath. So, like always I have a lot to say about these matters, lets talk recruiting first. We have a very full roster right now but do have room for a few skilled players. If …

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    Dalnoth-Unified, the most forceful way to go.

    Originally posted by Dalnoth on Sun Jun 18, 2006 09:11    Goodevening ladies and gentlemen! It is approximately 4:53 am, I have been A gatherin’ and croppin’ screenshots for the past 5 hours. Just ask Kela! As hardcore as I am I will not sleep until all of the website fanatics have something to read when you roll outta bed in a few hours. I know exactly how you all feel, When Quarken use to do the website I use to go to bed anticipating the next days (or what would turn out to be the next week’s after his slack) …

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    quarken.xired-Bring Forth The Biledriver!-

    Originally posted by Quarken on Oct 07, 2006 01:44 Yo everyone. It’s that time of the month again; time for a gnarly update. Only this update is extra-tubular because it comes after the release of the latest expansion, The Serpent’s Spine. So far TSS is muy bueno. No crazy alien bad guys or mysterious never before seen lore. We takin it back to the roots in this one, boy. Orcs, gnolls, kobolds, and even bixies are all up in this bad larry. But with the good must come the bad. TSS is unlike any other expansion yet, and as a …

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    quarken.xired – Snapping Necks & Cashing

    Originally posted by Quarken on Dec 01, 2006 01:17 Yo everyone. I don’t even know where to start. There is so much to talk about and my fingers are already tired of typing. But I’m going to muscle up and move beyond the intense strain on my digits. This update has love, it has hate and it probably has herpes. So keep your Zovirax handy, I’m going to climb on the top rope and Superfly Jimmy Snuka this update right into your solar plex. Actually, let’s take a time-out to talk about recruiting! That’s always fun. Right now Triality is …

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    quarken.xired-Scumdogs Of The Universe

    Originally posted by Quarken on Dec 04, 2006 00:33 Yo everyone. Since we won’t be having any updates for a while since we’ll be farming ourselves into a coma, we wanted to make sure you had a little something to satisfy your hunger for all things Triality. So, here is our newest movie of Ashengate along with the previously released Frostcrypt movie. Hope you enjoy! (Recruitment is listed below).The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.– Winston Churchill (BEST OVERALL Churchill quote) Ashengate, Reliquary of the Scale…

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    quarken.xired-Let Slip The Dogs Of War-

    Originally posted by Quarken on Tue Feb 27, 2007 17:04    Yo everyone. I know it’s been a while since we had an update. I hope you enjoyed our movies that were marinating at the top here for a few months. But now that The Buried Sea is out, our updates are back like scoliosis.But before we slake your gluttonous appetites with new and exciting mobs & loot, we must feast upon the appetizer buffet that is recruitment. Usually, we’d keep the desired classes listed here. But it is a new era and we will now keep them over here. …

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    Dalnoth – Keep ’em Guessin

    Originally posted by Dalnoth on Mar 03, 2007 11:32 Yo ladies and gents, I’d like to take this brief interlude from our regularly scheduled updating to show off Triality’s latest appearance in the movie world. During beta Triality was blessed with the opportunity to participate in the filming of a raid video to showcase the end zone Solteris, the Throne of Ro. The video can be found on the front page of Http://eqplayers.station.sony.com and downloaded in a better resolution Here! Triality would like to extend our deepest thanks to David “Nodyin” Ford for giving us this opportunity on top of …