Legacy Updates

Triality content updates from 2002-2013 Quarken began writing content updates as of Inktuta, 06/07/2004. I advise caution when reading prior updates, error 404: fun and entertainment not found in non Quarken/Dalnoth content, but for archive purposes they are there.

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    quarken-Noq, Noq, Noqing on Txevu’s door

    Originally posted by Quarken on Jun 11, 2004 18:22 Summer is here and that means nothing, but I couldn’t figure out a better way to start this update. What’s in the news? Sadly, Ronald Reagan passed away. Never to be outdone, the Pepsi loving singer/songwriter/pianist/blind prodigy, Ray Charles had to ‘one-up’ Ronnie by dying only a few days later. I guess we know who was a closet Communist. Moving right along, the word on the street is our News author has moved on. Thankfully, she didn’t die, like our beloved ex-president or Ray ‘Iron Curtain’ Charles. So I’ve been lucky …

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    Quarken The Red-Immortal Corrupters

    Originally posted by Quarken on Jan 15, 2005 18:10 Yo everyone. It’s been a while since we’ve had a real update and don’t think for a second I didn’t hear about it everyday! Since MPG raid trials are totally janked, we’ve been spending our non-Anguish raids in Tacvi killing those guys again to get the ‘upgraded’ loot, which is alot like getting rid of hemorroids: Good for you but nobody wants to hear about it. So we shift our focus towards that lovely Citadel we call Anguish, which people do want to hear about! Our latest roleplaying experience took us …

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    Quarken The Red-Are you one, Herbert?

    Originally posted by Quarken on Jan 24th, 2005 2:27 Yo everyone. This update should have come yesterday but like, Lucifer decided to dump 7 kagillion meglo-tons of snow on my house and surrounding areas. So I spent the majority of my time outside socializing with my neighbors, while we searched for creative adjectives to use in useless discussions about the snow we’re all stuck shoveling. But enough of that business, we need to talk about the good shit. Arch Magus Vangl is the good shit. This was a fun event because after being forced to help that selfish bitch Jelvan, …

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    Quarken The Red-Meat Sandwich

    Originally posted by Quarken Feb 06, 2005 8:05 Yo everyone. If you would all do me a small favor and pretend you’re reading this like 4 days ago, that would really help, because I slacked hard enough that Nuntius disobeyed his monastery, broke his vow of silence and actually said something, it was to the effect of, “Update the site or I will shit in your coffee”. Since I prefer my coffee with a little cream, 1 sugar sans human excrement, here I am, and here you are, so let us begin with a story… irst, we’re still looking for …

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    quarken.xired-6’2″ And Rude As Hell

    Originally posted by Quarken on Mar 15, 2005 03:04 Yo everyone. You’ve probably noticed we haven’t had an update in a while. Now, I’m sure you just figure I’m slacking again…wrong bitches. Actually, you’re right, but let’s move on! Soooo, I guess here comes an action packed update with some dragons! We haven’t had an update since Dragons of Norrath was released, that alone might be an telling indication of the awesomeness that resides within this expansion. That isn’t to insinuate that we aren’t ripping it’s shitter with our Alabama splitter, we are. It’s just…not that exciting. But, by the …

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    quarken.xired-We Do What We Like And We Like What We Do

    Originally posted by Quarken on June 14, 2005 1:45 Yo everyone. This is our first update since the big merge. Like anything, you’ll find different opinons about how it went down. Some good, some… This is what we are recruiting:Bard: 1-2Beastlord: 1Cleric: 1Enchanter: 1Necromancer: 1Paladin: 1-2Wizard: 2+ If you decide joining Triality is the thing for you, contact Orruar in game before you xfer, before you apply, basically before anything, you better send Orruar a tell. Read our requirements in the Application section of our forums, and try not to suck at EverQuest.…

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    quarken.xired-Belching Fire & Freshly Painted

    Originally posted by Quarken on July 28, 2005 13:30 Yo everyone. Starting these updates is more difficult than it may appear. I’m having some serious brain fartage trying to get this bitch rolling and I don’t want to cheat you out of one of our phenomenal updates. But hey, I’m going to anyway. Before we get going, we’re recruiting. Here’s what is open: Cleric: 1Druid: 1Enchanter: a billionWizard: 2 Contact Orruar in game before you apply. There are requirements in our Application section on the forums. So if you meet those requirements and you’re one of those …

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    quarken.xired-Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

    Originally posted by Quarken on Oct 14, 2005 1:33 Yo everyone. An update, it’s totally amazing I know. This here will be the first update since Depths of Darkhollow has gone live. So much to talk and so little time. Well, there’s all the time in the world but I need to get back to the slack A.S.A.P.I.R.L. There’s so many new features in DoD to talk about, which I’m going to do, after we give you the dirty, filthy, greasy info on what we’ve been doing lately. We’re recruiting. That means you, you right there, you can apply to …

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    quarken.xired-We Doin Drive-Bys On Freestyle Bikes

    Originally posted by Quarken on Dec 03, 2005 02:22 Yo everyone. So I started writing this last night but I got sidetracked by alot of real life responsibilities I have to deal with right now (read: fired up the PS2 and played Star Wars Battlefront 2 for 6 hours). Lucky for us that I needed to extinguish the Imperial threat on Endor because I’d be doing another update tonight if I hadn’t slacked. So it pays to be lazy and addicted to the occasional console game. What I mean is, we killed Sendaii, the Hive Queen last night for the …

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    quarken.xired-Black & Huge

    Originally posted by Quarken on Jan 16, 2006 11:37 Yo everyone. So ya, this update shoulda been done a week ago or so. I slacked a bit. If this is your first time reading our site, that sort of thing doesn’t happen often. I usually stream our raids in real-time video feeds. With by-the-minute commentary provided by some of the internet’s most esteemed scholars. Before we get into the hot new action, we are recruiting! Keep a look back here, this list will change depending on our needs.Bard: 2Berserker: 1Cleric: 2Enchanter: 1Magician: 1Paladin: 1…