Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

Quarken began writing content updates in 2004 during Gates of Discord until the final days of Triality in 2013. For earlier updates, see the archived category for the years 2002-2003.

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Farewell, Mona Lisa

    Yo everyone. I’ve been trying to think about what to put up here for a few days and, either because I don’t want to think of it or just can’t, I’m not sure what to say. So I figure, just treat it like a band aid and tear some shit off. Thinking has never been one of my favorite things to do and there is no reason to start now. As of tonight, we’ve turned the page and finished another chapter in EverQuest history: Triality has decided to shut the doors that it has had open since October 2002 and …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Fix Your Face

    Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into happiness oblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year. You’ve probably noticed that …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Gilthanos

    Today is a tough one. Our longtime friend Gilthanos was struck and killed in a traffic accident yesterday, March 27th. He was only 35 years old.I’m not usually one to be at a loss for words but I really don’t know what to say. Gil was one of the few people I’ve met in EverQuest that I would consider a real friend, and many others did as well. He was just a charming, giving, helpful, genuine, down to earth guy that you wanted to be friends with. One of those comfortable, familiar dudes that you felt like you’ve known …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Oi To The World

    Yo everyone. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the /guild, was “update the site with the shit that we killed”. Yes, Christmas comes early this year. Tell your Moms to return those new rubber bed sheets you had your eye on – the real gift has arrived: a timely and massive website update from your friends at TrialityGuild.com. Personally, I was banking on all the hype that we’d be smashed into happiness oblivion by a Mayan asteroid and I could eternally slack but I guess my Christmas wish isn’t getting granted this year. You’ve probably noticed that …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Back Up In Your Ass With The Resurrection

    Yo everyone. Ohhhh shit, it’s a Christmas miracle – a real front page update is actually going to happen. And now you know those shifty Mayans have it right: apocalypse incoming. For now, let me say congrats to all the cocks and box of Triality for bringing the #1 spot on Drinal back home where it belongs. Check back here in a day or 2 for the real deal Holyfield update.Also… Originally posted by qxx • Dec 19, 2012 21:46  …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Veil of Alaris: Completed.

    You gained raid experience! The Triunity has been slain by Pawel! GUILD MOTD: Quarken - A gigantic, throbbing, pulsating congratulations to you nigs for putting this expansion in the ground. We're officially on Farm now meaning Saturdays off for a while. We're going to take a few days to make sure our loved ones still know who we are. Be back Tuesday 4/17 ready to smash and grab as much loot as we can carry out this bitch. Originally posted by qxx • Apr 13, 2012 23:59   …

  • Legacy Updates (2004-2013)

    Jiggle the Handle

    Yo everyone. I guess I can take ‘Wait 1 full year before doing a front page update’ out of my bucket list. I want to thank EverQuest for making this possible. Had you been putting out any new content or making anything worth talking about, I may not have been able to accomplish this remarkable feat and personal milestone. Truth be told, it seems a little lackluster to be writing an update about an expansion we beat 11 months ago. But we’re on the eve of being paroled from the House of Thule and before we move on to the …